Still a Bitch

“I Pretend Coffee Helps… But I’m Still a Bitch” Mug

This wheel-thrown stoneware mug is glazed in a deep cosmic blue — the exact shade of the sky right before God says, “Girl, get a grip.”

Wrapped around the middle is the brutally honest message we all feel before 9 a.m.:

“I pretend coffee helps… but I’m still a bitch.”

Relatable. Timeless. Inspirational, honestly.

Perfect for:

• Monday mornings

• Avoiding small talk

• Warning your family from a safe distance

• Letting your coworkers know the risk level

• 14–16 oz capacity

• Stoneware — food, microwave & dishwasher safe

• Built sturdy, like your will to not throat-punch anyone today

A mug for the person who knows self-awareness is the highest form of maturity.